Tuesday, November 27, 2007

DOOMSDAY 2012: End of Days

Will the world really end in December 21st in the year 2012, with all these signs and predictions? The different predictions appear to coincidentally fall on this same day.My bro intro this video to me and i find it rather interesting!

Part 1


Part 2


Enjoy life for now!

Monday, November 26, 2007

Formula 1!!!

About 61 laps of action...Wohooz!
Pit stops would be interesting to catch!
$200 plus for a 3-day thingy?Will you be interested?
The Track Layout!
Here's the webby...http://singaporegp.sg/ , to get the tickets and know more about it!

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Women and Men

Women to Men:
Sure, we can be a pain in the butt sometimes. Sure, there’s the nagging, the nosiness, the PMS mood swings and those easily injured feelings. But guys, think for a moment about all the wonderful things we ladies do. From the pains we take to be aesthetically pleasing to how we kiss it and make it all better, we women do rock. Let us count the ways!

1. Like it or not, we groom you for a real relationship
Whether it’s the mom who taught you to respect us, the sister who told you our secrets, or even the last girl who dumped you because you weren't ready to settle down, the women in your life help to shape you into the best man you can possibly be. So that when you meet The One, you’ll be ready, willing and able.
2. We’re sympathetic
Before we try to solve the problem (as men tend to do), we acknowledge it. We say things like: “That must have hard for you seeing your friend get the promotion instead of you—how do you feel about it?” It may not seem like much, but a world without women’s compassion and understanding would be a pretty cold place.
3. We’re extraordinary ego-boosters
If it seems as though women are forever fishing for compliments, it’s because they’re nice to hear, especially when they’re sincere. That’s why we dole them out—about how handsome you look in that suit, how awesome you are at air hockey, how mind-blowing you are in bed, et cetera.
4. We’re soft
Soft hair, soft lips, soft skin… and so forth. All in all, it’s a pretty huggable package.
5. We keep your social life hopping
Before there were Palm Pilots, there were women. We organize, we schedule, we remember. Admit it—you get out a whole lot more and have a more interesting life when you’re dating someone who wants to do something besides sit home and watch TV all the time.
6. We listen.
The stereotype of woman as chatterbox is unfair. OK, scratch that—we do love to talk. But not in a vacuum. That’s why we’re always urging you to talk; we believe in communication and that means we want to listen, too. Go ahead, open up—tell us what you were like as a little kid and how you plan to save the world.
7. We have a civilizing influence
Yes, you probably could survive in a bachelor pad adorned with nothing but a TV and a six-pack in the fridge. But once a woman enters the picture, prepare to see some improvements even if you’re not living together yet. Due to our nest-feathering instincts, we strategically place pillows, search for thick, absorbent bath towels, and not only use sheets but change them regularly. Ahhhh!
8. We inspire you to shoot for gold
Think it’s an accident the Muses were all women? Somebody’s got to encourage your rock opera, psyche you up before that job interview, and root for your basketball team. We do it because we recognize your potential and know you can achieve your goals. And we want to cheer you on.
9. We make worthy opponents
Yeah, yeah, we’re soft and sweet most of the time. But engage us in battle, and we will tear your #%$^@ing head off. So be thankful — be very, very thankful — that we like you right now.
10. If you want kids someday, we’re usually willing to have them
And the labor pains. And the stretch marks. And in between, the periods. You’re welcome.


Men to Women...
So we have our faults: Forgetting anniversaries, forgetting to put the seat down, and a whole bunch of other important things I’m forgetting. But before you go wishing for a world devoid of us big dumb apes, take a minute to reflect on all the joy we bring to your world. Like duct tape, dudes have all kinds of helpful uses, like…

1. We do gross things you don’t want to do '
Got a bug that needs squishing? A clogged drain that needs snaking? In this day and age of women doing it for themselves, every once in a while, it’s nice to sit back and let a guy feel like a “real man” and do your dirty work for you. Whether we’re sweating our butt off hefting air conditioners into your bedroom window or carrying heavy cases of bottled water from the car to the house, dudes are not above getting grimy for your affection.
2. Our constant desire to have you has got to be good for your ego
Maybe our attempts to have qu**kies before you run out the door for work aren’t exactly romantic, but what can we say, you drive us wild! What could be a better boost for your self-image than a dude who wants to spend as much time as humanly possible in the presence of your nakedness?
3. We’ll never tell you that you look fat in those jeans
No matter how many times you ask or what size they are, the answer will always be unilaterally, unequivocally NO.
4. We’re easy to please
Fancy dinners? Pricey presents? Save your dough. To bring a big smile to your fella’s face, follow this simple equation: One beer + one couch = happy man.
5. We keep you up to date on all the latest gadgets
You don’t want a TV set bigger than your dining-room table? Fine, but we’ll let you know when your computer is hopelessly outdated and which new cell phone doubles as an MP3, takes pictures, and reminds you to call your mom on her birthday all at the same time. It’s like having your own personal electronics consultant—for free!
6. You can squeeze our arms as hard as you like during the scary parts of movies
And aside from making great stress squeeze balls at the multiplex, we’re also good to call in the middle of the night when you think you hear some gigantic mouse sneaking around downstairs. No man will say no to a late-night trip to your place because we care about you and want to make sure you’re OK.
7. Our old college T-shirts are the most comfortable pajamas in the universe
See? There’s a very good reason that we refuse to throw them out.
8. We make you laugh your butt off
Sometimes, being an overgrown three-year-old has its benefits, like all the weird website links we forward you to break up your boring day at work.
9. Whenever you’re upset about work, our response is always, “Your boss is an f-ing idiot.”
Dudes see things in black and white. We’re not all about understanding the subtleties and layers of an argument. If you’re having problems at your job, we won’t play psychoanalyst and try to get to the root of the problem. We won’t try to figure out if you are doing anything to make the situation worse: If your boss is pissing you off, your boss is obviously a jerk and doesn’t deserve to have you onboard.
10. We nearly always make the first move
Asking someone out, leaning in for that first kiss—all instances that can result in ego-destroying rejection. But even the meekest of men are willing to take the risk when a beauty like you steps into our lives. So sit back and enjoy watching us tremble

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Google Prank!

Try this at home...type " elgoog" at a Google web page then click "I'm feeling Lucky"....this happens!
What you get is an inverted version of google!Go prank your frens that use google and save this as their favourites!Heez!

The Champions!

Cute...Heez!and very very true!

Monday, November 19, 2007

Elfing!!!Cute!

Saw this in my Friend's Blog!Cute lah!

Check out 2 of my Cute Little Cuzzies!
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9548103317

and some random peeps!Heez!
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9548251785

Sunday, November 18, 2007

小豬!

Recently amazed with Xiao Zhu's talent, jokes, imitations N all...but what caught me laughing the whole night away would be this...Pay attention to this clip from the 5min mark onwards where he starts to sing, and upon seeing this particular fan of his which reminded him of something that happen 1 yr ago, he just burst out laughing! The best part is they show an old vcr clip where the fan got pins N needles on her leg...Totally Hilarious!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Dog Lovers...

TYPE IN a command and see what happens... sit, roll over, down, stand, sing, dance, shake, fetch, play dead etc. and...it's also very cute if you type in a command that's not recognized!!
Make sure you type in "Kiss" too, but do it last.
http://www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Warehouse Sales!

There is no place in S'pore where you can find a better warehouse sales then this!In a real warehouse,stuffy N all,but loads of things to grab!
Ladies Galore...Check out the hills of shoes N heels!
Check out the prices too...$0.50 or $1 per piece. Some with slight defects, but if you dig N find,loads of new stuff can be uncovered! Whole family bought a mountain of stuff just for $30 bucks!Shiok! They still give more discounts when you buy in bulk!

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Big Lessons from Little Kids

1. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Even when there's not a prize in the bottom of the box.

2. Sometimes it's best to be completely blunt with people, as you used to be with relatives who wanted you to do something embarrassing or tedious for a shiny quarter.

3. Asking questions is how you figure things out. Lots and lots of questions.

4. An older, wiser Gordie Lachance says in Stand By Me, "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12." Lachance is right. The trick is to try to be the friend you were when you were 12: fun-loving and loyal, with no strings attached.

5. Playing is work. Approach your downtime with all the seriousness of a 5-year-old with a secret treasure map.

6. Real guys don't dip their toes in the water. They jump right in.

7. The only way to know how something works is to completely disassemble it. (This is still good advice when tackling a complex problem. Your plasma TV? Not so much).

8. There's a reason they don't give credit cards to 8-year-olds. You're supposed to save up money before you buy a new toy.

9. Your body was designed for throwing baseballs, shooting hoops, and jumping off diving boards and stuff. In the secret language of children, the word "fitness" doesn't exist. It's called "having fun."

10. Your world can be half-real and half-imaginary.

11. Homework blows. Bring work home with you and it'll ruin your night. And your marriage. And your family. And your life.

12. Too much of anything will give you a tummy ache. Like, say, bourbon.

13. If there's even the slightest doubt, hit the potty before you leave.

14. The coolest adults were the ones who took the time to listen to you. You still want to grow up to be a cool adult, right?

15. Use adrenaline as your drug of choice. You don't need beer, pot, or cigarettes to have a good time.

16. Seeing a thunderstorm roll in is better than watching HDTV. And rain isn't something to curse, but to enjoy. Hurry up, before it clears.


Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Best stuff you can do with your old computers!

Ideal...BBQ!
Plane using mouse...
Plant...
Hamster Cage!
Smokers corner!
Keyboard Lego!
Keyboard plant
Transfor-mouse!
Afro mouse!
A "real" mouse!

179A

This is 179A, the most sought after bus in NTU after it was introduce recently during the peak hours. Quite crazy huhz,up to 6 SBS buses along the bus stop...

18 Rules Between Men and Women

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any given time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

Very true hor...

Friday, November 02, 2007

Busy October...

Tried this new Ramen store in Century Square which boasted Singapore's 1st original dry ramen...
The food was certainly yummy, but the service...yucky!
My cutie cousin...
Exxon D&D - Dressing up as Tut-tut student and Kachang Puteh Uncle of the 60s...
Prematurely ended my hall life in NTU, since its quite noisy over there...
Packing up...
18 bags in total,don't know why got so much stuff also...

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